Religious Jokes
In a Whatsapp Group Chat... JESUS: Truly, One of you will betray me today. PETER: Not me Lord. Judas has left the Group
I attended a church yesterday on Sunday, during the prayer, a member of the church touched my shoulder and said, "YOU WILL WALK". I looked at him surprisingly and wondered why...
A Pastor stopped at a traffic light and three girls; an Apple seller, a bread seller and a yam seller pulled by... To the Apple Seller... PASTOR: Give me one quotation in the...
Psalm 23 in Pidgin/Broken English1. The Lord na my shepherd, I dey kampe.2. E make me sidon for where better dey flow yanfu yanfu. And come put me next to stream make my body...
It was testimony time in church and my daddy was the first person to run out when the pastor asked those who have testimony to come out and share.My daddy started, "My testimony...
May you live long like corruption in NigeriaMay your generosity spread like poverty in Uganda.May your Blessings increase like fuel price in NigeriaMay your enemies fall like the...
Sometimes women can be too suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset, "You are running around with other women." she charged...
Our CRK teacher promised that no one was going to pass her exams since students refused to attend her class claiming they already know the bible.She decided to give us 5 questions...
When God created Adam and Eve, there was equality between man and woman. One day, Adam and Eve had a serious disagreement. Adam called all the animals, but they couldn't resolve...
A murderer sitting on an electric chair, was about to be executed.PASTOR: Do you have any last request?MURDERER: Can you hold my hand?