Religious Jokes

God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of...

PASTOR: If your bible and your Iphone is falling, which one will you catch first?AKPOS: My Iphone. Because the word of God cannot be broken.

Women will always be women. You can't take away gossip from them. Even when they are pastors, they be like:"LET'S REMEMBER SISTER AMAKA IN PRAYERS, SHE HAS HIV."

A husband comes home from church.He greeted his wife and lifted her up. He carried her around the house.The wife was so surprised and she asked, "Did the pastor preach about being...

A man standing on a ladder leaning on a 25 storey building was cleaning his window when suddenly his ladder slipped, as he was falling he was able to grab a pipe, so he started...

One day, when a tailor was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble (used for protecting fingers when sewing) fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared...

PASTOR: If you are fellowshipping with us for the first time in this church, The New life Church, you are so special to us and the whole church would like to know your name....

Akpos lived a carefree life and died, when he got to the heaven gates, Angel Michael told him he needs hundred points to pass through the gates of heaven, "So tell me all the good...

There was a long line of souls before the gate of Heaven and Hell. Waiting on line beside each other were two residents of Lagos city, a 'Danfo' (bus) driver and a pastor and they...

I was in church one day when a pastor said, "Tell your neighbour what happened to your neighbour, will happen to you!" I turned to my neighbour and saw a guy bandaged all...