Relationship Jokes

GIRLFRIEND: Hello oooo dearie!!!! KWAME: Hi. GIRLFRIEND: What happened? KWAME: Nothing. GIRLFRIEND: No, say na, what happened? You look unhappy. KWAME: I will ask you something...

My Whatsapp chat with a girl this Afternoon...GIRL: Hello dear, how are you?ME: I'm cool and you?GIRL: Fine, where are you?ME: In the Bank.GIRL: Doing what?ME: Celebrating new yam...

A guy asked a girl for her phone number. The girl pulled out a N1000 note from her purse, wrote her number on it and gave the guy the note.Not to be undone, the guy collected the...

A guy decides to toast a babe after stalking her for several months...GUY: You are the sunshine of my life. Without you, my life is cloudy. You are like the rain in my heart....

GIRL: Baby, do you love me?BOY: Yea honey, l love you so much!GIRL: Are you sure?BOY: Okay, let me put it this way; l am like a cell phone and you are my sim card, l can't...

A girl sent a Whatsapp message to her boyfriend...GIRL: I think I'm pregnant...BOYFRIEND: The MTN Subscriber yu are trying to reach is no longer in service.GIRL: You know you...

A girl sends a message to her boyfriend on Whatsapp...CYNTHIA: Ive missed my period o!DAVID: No reply...CYNTHIA: I think Im PregnantDAVID: No reply...CYNTHIA: Are you there?DAVID...

Girlfriend was discussing with Boyfriend...GIRL: Baby, If I was drowning in the river with my 9 year old sister (only sister) and you stand a chance of saving just one of us, Who...

Another conversation between a girl and her boyfriend...GIRL: Honey, will you save me if I was drowning...(he didn't let her finish)BOY: Baby, we've discussed this before... You...

After being with her all evening, I could not take another minute with my blind date. Earlier, I had secretly arranged with a friend to call me on phone telling me something bad...