Relationship Jokes
Her Side Of The Story...He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. The...
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing idiot.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation....
A Whatsapp conversation between a girl and her boyfriend...BOYFRIEND: How are you, babe?GIRL: I'm ok babyBOYFRIEND: Good! I wanted to transfer money to you before but since you're...
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home."I went over, Nobody was home.
A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES"Wow! I just found the love of my life... Nothing will ever stop me from loving my man?."14 DAYS LATER"Never make sum1 a priority when you're just...
I have a girlfriend. She is 21 while I am 25. She is using Blackberry and iPhone while I am using Nokia torch. I bought the phones for her because I love her so much.I send 400...
A guy asked a girl for her phone number. The girl pulled out a N1000 note from her purse, wrote her number on it and gave the guy the note.Not to be undone, the guy collected the...
A guy decides to toast a babe after stalking her for several months...GUY: You are the sunshine of my life. Without you, my life is cloudy. You are like the rain in my heart....
Sometimes women can be too suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset, "You are running around with other women." she charged...
Akpos and his Girlfriend had a fight and the following conversation ensued between them:AKPOS: (on his knees) Baby I'm so sorry, I will never cheat on you again!GIRLFRIEND: I don'...