Relationship Jokes
Frank called his girlfriend, Kristina on phone, but unfortunately, her father, an Army General picked the call:GENERAL: Hello! May I know you?FRANK: Sorry I want to speak with...
KWAME: Hey GIRL: Hi! What are you doing? KWAME: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world. GIRL: Aww! How cute! AKPOS: Yes, but she is not replying, so, I'm texting you.
The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your Boy/Girlfriend..."16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you're capable of killing me... It's over!!!""How come...
BABE: Hey cute guy.GUY: Hey babe.BABE: Honey, send me some airtime, it's raining here... I can't go out into the rain to get it.GUY: *606#, *665#, *458#, *327#BABE: What's this...
These are the following reasons why guys don't have girlfriends:Ladies' HandBag - N9,000 while Men's Wallet - N700Ladies' Fixing of Hair - N5000 while Men's Haircut is just...
GIRL: Sweetie, I want you to treat me the same way South Africa treated the Late Nelson Mandela.BOY: Very good Idea, lets start with 27 years in Prison.
Two days to Valentines Day, Akpos and his girlfriend broke up. This is what happened:GIRLFRIEND: Hey dear, Saturday is Valentines Day.AKPOS: But there is an election on Saturday?...
Akpos' girlfriend walked in and found panties hanging on the wall!GIRLFRIEND: (furious) Whose panties are those?AKPOS: (calm) Are you wearing yours?GIRLFRIEND: Yes I am!AKPOS:...
Chat between a white girl and her boyfriend:BOY: HoneyGIRL: Yes sugar.BOY: What are you wearing?GIRL: A cute pink shirt, a pair of denims, and the pink sandals I got at the mall....
Angelina and her anti gay campaigner boyfriend named Akpos went on a supposed romantic holiday to Spain. After four days in Spain, Akpos suddenly stopped caring and giving her...