Relationship Jokes

GIRLFRIEND: Baby, you know my birthday is coming very soon.BOYFRIEND: Yes I do.GIRLFRIEND: What gift will you present to me?BOYFRIEND: What do you want?GIRLFRIEND: Uhmm! Buy me an...

AKPOS: Hello baby. What's your name?GIRL: Why should I tell you? I don't even know you.AKPOS: OK. Can I have your phone number then?GIRL: Nope.AKPOS: Can we at least meet on...

BEFORE MARRIAGEBOY: At last! I can hardly wait!Girl: Do you want me to leave?BOY: NO! don't even think about it.GIRL: Do you love me?BOY: Of course! Always.GIRL: Have you ever...

This is the phone conversation between Akpos and a girl he just met earlier in the day: AKPOS: Hello girl. GIRL: Hi. AKPOS: You are really...

Girls are like...BOY: Why are you so quiet?GIRL: Nothing.BOY: Come on, tell me.GIRL: I said nothing is wrong!BOY: Ok, see you later.GIRL: I knew you don't care!BOY: WTF!!!

Dump questions babes ask guys regularly and the funny answers guys give: Are you a player? Ans: Yes, CHELSEA FC wants to sign me next season.Why do you wan't my Pin?Ans: I want...

A young lady and her new boyfriend were in a club having fun, she didn't know her ex-boyfriend was in the same club watching them. After few minutes, she stood up and told her guy...

MAN: I want to give myself to you.WOMAN: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts!

A Guy's Text to His Girlfriend:I am sorry baby that I didn't make it today because my I-phone had a problem and my I-pad battery is dead. My sister is with my Samsung Galaxy Note...

I met a girl at a shopping mall, she was looking so sexy and beautiful, so I decided to walk up to her and this was what happened:ME: HiGIRL: (looking blandly at me) Hi.ME: My...