Family Jokes

I paid a visit to the house of one of my friends called Dizzy. On reaching there, his Mother said, ''Kwame, your friend Dizzy went out about one hour ago. Would you like to leave...

Our Landlord came to collect his monthly rent from my daddy. There he met my elder brother who told him, Sir, my daddy said that you should come back on Tuesday. The Landlord said...

SON: Dad!DAD:: Son what your problem?SON: Can you believe that the landlord always come into our room if you are not around?DAD: Maybe he came to check the electricity bill.SON:...

Akpos wife woke him up one morning. She was holding his phone.The following conversation ensued...WIFE: HoneyAKPOS: Yes? Why are you waking me this early?WIFE: (points to his...

A conversation between junior and his mum...MUM: Junior give me water from the fridge please.Junior: Mum to drink?MUM: No... to change to Wine!

I took my dad to a boutique to buy a new shoe. He is 65. We decided to eat something at the restaurant nearby. I noticed he was watching someone sitting close to him. The teenager...

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven'...

My younger brother doesn't like morning prayers, because mom always ask him to lead in choruses.One morning, when he started the choruses with an unknown song, mom told him to...

Husband decided to do yoga. As he was getting ready, the wife wakes up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her, "Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?WIFE: Do you mean...

A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother scrubbed on the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked, "Why do you have some grey strands...