Family Jokes

One day, me, my Mum and my dad were watching a movie at home. In one of the scenes in the movie, the man tries to remove the bra off a woman. They were almost about to have s*x...

I took my wife to a restaurant.The waiter, for some reason, took my order first."I'll have the thick rump meat rare, please." I said.He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow...

My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said, "Come on, get in the car. We're going to the petrol station."

While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" The father was very pleased to hear it...

An older Couple had a Son who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son has no career plans, so they decided to do a small test.They took a $10...

DAUGHTER: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on...

A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother scrubbed on the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked, "Why do you have some grey strands...

Akpos comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, Whats the matter now?Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer, said Akpos through his tears. Thats not so...

There was a man who had worked all of his life and has saved all of his money. He was a real cheapskate (selfish person) when it came to his money. He loved money more than just...

A husband and his wife had a quarrel...WIFE: Tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out from the other.HUSBAND: Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes...

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