General Jokes
A lawyer was driving late at night when a policeman stopped him.POLICE: Sir, where are you coming from?LAWYER: Somewhere or anywhere.POLICE: Okay, who're you?LAWYER: Somebody or...
A boarding student slept off during the night classes and was locked out of the dormitory. As he walks round the dormitory trying to figure a way to get in, he meets another boy...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ''A hamburger, fries and a coke,'' and turns to the...
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
Why do Wealthy Nigerians keep their money in Switzerland, go to Germany or india when they are sick, go to America to invest, go to London to buy Mansions, go to dubai to shop,...
Do you remember:Those days when we went to school, lined up and the headmistress and teachers inspect our nails and uniform, then we match to our classrooms? The days of 'Nasco...
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom, he...
If any of the contending candidates wants we youths to vote for him, he should do the following;Reduce the subscription of BlackBerry and smartphone internet data plans to N200...
Akpos at a friend's dad burial ceremony:AKPOS: Kwame, I have not been served food yet.KWAME: Don't worry Akpos, you will be served soonAn hour later, Akpos stood up angrily to...