General Jokes
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's more than two. Ugly: It's actually ten. 2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you. Bad: She wants a divorce. Ugly: She's a lawyer. 3. Good...
Kwame and one of his friend decided to apply for job at a mine that had just opened near them. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, his friend got called in for his...
One morning, Akpos went to the bus garage, started his bus and drove off into the road. No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off and things went...
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude theyll be flying, the expected arrival time...
The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of...
A man entered a cab and the cab man asked him, "Where would you like to go, mister?"MAN: To the dentist. I need to check my eyes, I can't see a thing.
Moses who is a very hard working employee wanted a day off from work and had to come up with a good excuse. He called his boss and said:MOSES: Mr. boss, I am very sick and can't...
"Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala."English translation: "Easier said than done."No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans." English Translation: Calm...
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. Akpos spoke up, "We are all human...