Husband comes home drunk

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some plates, vomits and falls down on the floor! Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.

Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him, he prays that they should not have a fight but he finds a note on the table.

"Honey, your favourite Breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries. I'll come running back to you, my Love. I love you darling!"

Surprised he asks his Son "What happened last night?"

Son replied "when mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt, you said 'hey lady! Leave me alone. I'm married and I love my wife!'"