Mugabe Quotes

"Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow." Mugabe 2009

We are living in a generation where people "in love" are free to touch each others' private parts but cannot touch each others' phones because they're private" Mugabe 2016

"Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real." Mugabe 2011

“If you are a married man, and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform." Mugabe 2015

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You can't beat this .

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Haha witchcraft no be small

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