What The Bad News?

DOCTOR: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?

PATIENT: Do begin with the bad news, please.

DOCTOR: Alright. Your son has drowned, your daughter has been raped, your wife has divorced you, your house got blown away, and you have AIDS.

PATIENT: Oh My God! What's the good news?

DOCTOR: The good news is that there is no more bad news.