Naughty Boyfriend

A girl told her boyfriend to take her shirt to the dry-cleaners. On his way, the boyfriend ripped her shirt. He came back, apologising for ripping her shirt. She said, "It's alright."

The next day she asked her boyfriend to take her dog, Booby for a walk. While taking the dog for a walk, it got squashed by a car. He went back to apologise again. She didn't wince, and told him it was alright.

The following day, she sent him to buy some milk. After buying it, he got really thirsty and had no money left, so he drank the milk. He went back saying that he was really really thirsty, so he drank it.

The girlfriend, now angry at her boyfriend, said, "Lets go over this what you've done this past few days, you tore my shirt, squished my Boob and drank my milk. HOW DARE YOU!"