Horny Man

A wife went on holiday leaving the husband behind. The husband got so horny one day that he decided to try the maid who had just come from Nsukka village and who seemed clever. He called the maid to his bedroom where he had taken off his pants, he pointed to his manhood when the maid arrived.

HUSBAND: Do you know what this is?
MAID: (Acting shy) Yes.
HUSBAND: Do you know what it's for?
MAID: Yes.
HUSBAND: Show me.

The maid immediately dropped to her knees, held the item with both hands, drew closer and opened her mouth. The man was shivering with anticipation . The maid then began, "My name is Chinasa , I'm 23 years old and I'm from Nsukka. I want to give a shout-out to my parents, Mr. and Mrs. Chigozie, my uncle, brother Nnamdi aka 'chop my money' and my aunty, Mrs. Ifeoma. I would also like to tell my boyfriend, Johnny, that I miss him. Can you play me 'Ashawo' by Flavour?"

Then finally says to the man, "Oga, take your microphone, I'm through."