Four Smokers

They were four deadly smokers in a small town. The four of them were close friends and they will always walk around the street everyday smoking.

One day, they strolled into a nearby town smoking when a group of policemen saw them and asked them to come over, they came and the eldest among the policemen confronted them about their smoking habits and included it was an offence.

POLICEMAN: What are you guy smoking for? Don't you know it's dangerous?

The first smoker came closer, drew his cigar stick, blew the smoke and said, "Inspiraaaaationn!"

The second one came closer as well as the policemen were looking anxiously, drew his stick as well, blew the hair and said, "Demonnnnstraaation!"

The third smoker blew his stick and said as well, coming closer, "Respiraaaaaation!"

Now the police officers were getting tensed as the guys were acting and could figure they weren't even afraid of their presence.

The last smoker did the same as well and said, "Meditaaaaaationnn!"

for three minutes, everywhere was silent and just then the senior officer moved forward, took the cigar stick from one of them, smoked it and said, "Good, good! Now everybody, to the staaaaaation!"