Fire! Fire!

Akpos was a very principled guy who liked sleeping naked whenever he was about going to bed. One night as usual, he was sleeping naked in his room when he heard a big Knock on his door, "FIRE! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"

Without thinking, he jumped through the window, ran down the stairs and joined the crowd of onlookers, at the location of the burning house. People started staring at him which made him very uncomfortable. A woman came up to him and asked, "Why are u naked?"

Suddenly realising his present state of nakedness, he answered, "I'M A NAKED SPECTATOR!"