Don't Talk

My two years old niece sat in the dining table having dinner with me. My phone rang, I said excuse me, and rushed outside, answered the call, talked for a few minutes, came back, and continued with my food.

The little girl said, ''Uncle, I have something to tell you."

I shouted at her, ''How many times have I told you not to talk while eating?!"

Twelve minutes later, we finished eating and I asked, ''Tonia, what were you trying to say?"

The little girl said, ''Uncle, while you were on the phone, the dog pissed on your food."