Religious Jokes

A well-worn out N1000 note and a similarly distressed N10 note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a...

One day, an elder in a church died, unfortunately he found himself in the hell, when he turned around, lo and behold, he saw his pastor."Pastor, what are doing here?" he asked. "...

Kemi Smith was walking down a Victoria Island street in Lagos, and coming in the opposite direction was Father Daniel.''Hello Mrs Smith,'' uttered the Father, ''and how are you...

Akpos sees his father in the shower and ask what his testicles are, the father said, "Those are the APPLES OF THE TREE OF LIFE" he tells Akpos, by the way of poetic concealment....

During a church service, a young man in the congregation is busily chatting on his phone.The pastor notices this and approaches the young man, "Why are you in church without a...

A pastor goes to a clinic to buy a pack of condoms. The attendant tells him to wait and enters the inner room to get it. As the pastor waited for his condoms, one of his members...

PASTOR: There's a man here...AKPOS:(Shouts from d crowd) It is me!PASTOR: I repeat! There's a man here..AKPOS: (Shouts from d crowd) it is me and my family.PASTOR: I say there's a...

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to...

Akpos was in the church praying to God. He asked God to give him N100,000. He promised God that if he answers his prayer, he will give N10,000 out of the N100,000 to the poor. But...

A pastor was preaching about death to his congregation. He said, "One day, every member of this church is going to die!" Akpos, who sat in the front row laughed at the excessively...