Kids Jokes

TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? AKPOS: A teacher!

EKAITTE: Mum, Akpos paid me 2 climb a tree. MUM: Don't mind him, he wanted to see your pant. EKAITTE: I knew it but I'm smart. I removed It before climbing!

AKPOS: Mum you lied to me.MUM: How?AKPOS: You said my brother is a little Angel MUM: Yes he is!AKPOS: How come he didn't fly when I threw him from the balcony?[Mum Faints]

Akpos was writing something very slowly. A friend asked "why are you writing so slowly?"Akpos: I'm writing to my six year old son, he can't read very fast.

TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his essay?AKPOS: No Sir, it's the same dog.

Three friends Akpos, Rukewe and Oghene decided to go for a picnic. Rukewe packs the picnic basket with drinks and sandwiches. Oghene carried the basket and they set out for the...

TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria. [Few minutes later]KID: Here it is sir. TEACHER: Where? You haven't drawn anythingKID: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope?

A kid calls his maths teachers house everyday. TEACHER'S WIFE: I have told you a million times that my husband is dead. Why do you keep calling. KID: Feels good to hear it!

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.The woman's...