General Jokes

When I came back this evening from work, I saw a Ghana must go' bag a few meters away from my house. Two girls were standing over it. The first girl said, Ahh! Its money o! Look...

Hello Biodun, My name is Frank Edoho, from who wants to be a Millionaire. Your Friend Akpos is on the hot seat, he needs your help to win One Loaded Tanker of Fuel. The next voice...

A 72 year old man was making love to a 27 year old lady and suddenly he started SHAKING vigorously. The lady got scared and asked him, "What's wrong darling?" The man replied, "I...

DOG: How come I have never seen you people making love in public? CAT: Do you want humans to copy our style like they did to yours?

After having sex, Akpos and his girlfriend were gisting in his room when she suddenly asked him a silly question:...

A man was driving a car...A fat lady on a scooty overtook him. The man shouted: "Hey Cow..."The lady turned back and shouted: "You donkey, idiot, stupid monkey."Suddenly, she had...

1. Santa comes to you, you go to Father Xmas.2. Gifts from Santa are free, you pay for gifts from Father Xmas.3. Santa's gifts are properly wrapped, Father Xmas' gifts are in a...

Akpos was having a snack of BREAD and JAM when an American man, CHUCKLING CHEWING GUM, sits downnext to him. He ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation....

INSPECTOR: Good afternoon sir, may I see your TV licence?AKPOS: I do not have a TV, that means I do not have a licence.INSPECTOR: But I saw an aerial on top of your rooftop?AKPOS...

There's a reason to read the Bible. If your Generator is malfunctioning; read GENESIS. If you have problems with calculations; read NUMBERS. If you want to stop taking herbs; read...