General Jokes
It was October and the people Kalakari Village asked their new King if the coming dry season was going to be hot or cold. He had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked...
It's funny how all the trust goes away when you can't find the remote..."are you sitting on the remote control?""No.""Stand up!"
5 friends lived in an apartment, their names are Mad, Brain, Somebody, Nobody and Fool.Somebody killed Nobody at the time Brain was in the bathroom, so Mad called the Police. Mad...
Akpos goes up to the Cotonou border on his bicycle. He had over his shoulders two large bags. The Customs Officer stopped him and asked, "What is inside the bags?""Garri", Akpos...
We All Have That One House We Normally Use To Confirm If There is Light On Our Way Back Home.
An Armed Robber invaded Akpos' house one night and threatened to inject him with blood containing HIV virus if he didn't give him all the money he collected from the bank that...
GUY: Babe what phone is this?GIRL: Well is the new Bold 20GUY: Does Bold 20 exist?GIRL: YesGUY: How much?GIRL: Bought it for N500,000GUY: WTF! What can it do?GIRL: It doesn't go...
My neighbour and I went to the police station to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing husband. She said, "He is 41 years old,...
Akpos was sitting near a small pond with his fishing rod in the water. Then a man came to the Akpos... MAN: You are not allowed to fish in that pond....
TONY: Can you Swim? KWAME: No. TONY: Then a Dog is Better than you because It Swims. KWAME: Can you Swim? TONY: Yes! KWAME: Then what's the difference between you and a Dog?