Funny Sayings

You see identical twins, you still ask, ''Are they twins?"No, it's Picmix.You see someone vomiting, and you ask ''Are you sick?"No, he's just practising on how to vomit.You just...

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When not to Fart:1. In a crowded elevator2. On a crowded bus3. In a public library4. While on a date5. While giving a speech6. In church7. In a crowded classroom8. In your office...

If a soup has too much salt, it's salty. If it has too much pepper, it's peppery If it has too much water, it's watery.If it has too much oil, it's oily. Then what of if it has...

May you live long like corruption in NigeriaMay your generosity spread like poverty in Uganda.May your Blessings increase like fuel price in NigeriaMay your enemies fall like the...

Nowadays, the evil that men do surprise even the devil.Growing up, I remember seeing Nigerian police in Peugeot 504 with Police number plates. These days, I see them more in '...

Question 1. Who is a gynecologist? Answer: He is the only fool on earth who looks for problems in a place where others find pleasure. Question 2: What is the difference between a...

Your Facebook Status Updates By 2050.1. Ouch my back is very painful!!! 2. These gray hairs. WTF!!! 3. My Grandchildren are coming to visit me. Huh! Feels so good!. 4. Anybody...

5 ways to make a lady LOVE you more.1. Give her Money2. Keep giving her money3. Dont forget to give her money4. Just continue giving her money.5. Never even think of not giving...

You Know Your Mother Is A Nigerian... When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, Drop...