Family Jokes
Akpos went to a night club, and when he got home the following conversation ensued.MUM: Akpos, where are you coming from?AKPOS: Classes!MUM: Don't lie to me boy!!!!!AKPOS: I went...
After a business trip a lady returned home, where she met her son and maid working on a puzzle, this conversation ensued between the three of them,MUM: What did you and daddy do...
A husband and his wife were waiting at the bus stop with their 8 children. A blind man joins them a few minutes later. When the bus arrived, they found it to be overloaded and...
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the Government is.When Little...
A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas, the letter read:"My beloved Parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think...
Akpos stumbles up to the only other customer Osas in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. OSAS: Why? Of course!AKPOS: Where are you from? OSAS: I'm from Nigeria.AKPOS: You...
OCHUKO: I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their facebook status to "single".AKPOS: Me too, I fight with my parents but you don't see me change...
A young teanage girl was a prostitute and for obvious reasons hid it from her grandma. One day the police arrested, a group of prostitutes including the girl. The prostitutes were...
SON: Dad why doesn't the law permit us to have more than one wife. DAD: When you get married son, you will realize that the law is on our side.
Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:"Sally is...