Family Jokes
A man got drunk and came home very late. He sat on the door step for thirty (30) minutes trying to figure out what to tell his harsh and super strict wife the reason for his...
Akpos was not very good at swimming so each time he tried to swim, he would drown. His father always warns him to stop but he won't listen. The next day, Akpos drowns again and...
Akpos was always stealing his mother's money any where she hid it. The mother, very confused about what to do, decided to talk to her husband about it...
A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"So, her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the...
A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor's surgery. "Why is your stomach so big?" he asks."I'm having a baby." she replies."Is the...
Three boys are in the school playground bragging on how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father is the fastest, he fires an arrow and gets there before it....
A man in Polokwane calls his son in Johannesburg the day before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-...
A family was seated for supper in the dining room. The son, asks his dad "Dad, how many types of breasts are there?" His dad, who looked completely shocked, mistakenly swallowed...
Akpos was at the sitting room watching TV when his father came in and asked to go to his room to read. Akpos grabbed a coin on the table in front of him, flipped it in the air and...