All Jokes

Akpos: Would you like to be the sun of my life? Chichi: Awwww...Yes!Akpos: Then stay 9,995,887.6 miles away from me!

Akpos was in front of me coming out from the church after service, and the preacher was standing at the door as usual to shake hands.He grabbed Akpos by the hand and pulled him...

EKAETTE: Akpos why have you been staring at me all day?..AKPOS: Ochuko said I should man up & face my problem

Cop: Sir, what's in the bottle next to you? Me: It's water.Cop: Sir, this is wine.Me: What? Jesus! He did it again!

The teacher instructed the class to write an essay of 5 pages on "What is laziness".Akpos in his book left 4 pages empty and on d 5th page wrote ''DIS IS LAZINESS''

Two blondes meet in the afterlife. "How did you die?", the first one asks. "Oh! I died in a freezer" the second blonde replied. "So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "...

Teacher: If I give you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many cats will you have?AKPOS: Seven, Sir.Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another...

AKPOS: Mum you lied to me.MUM: How?AKPOS: You said my brother is a little Angel MUM: Yes he is!AKPOS: How come he didn't fly when I threw him from the balcony?[Mum Faints]

The C.E.O of a company was walking in the factory to see how the staff were doing. He noticed a guy leaning against the wall doing nothing, he approached the man and asked him, "...

A hunter spots a small brown bear and shoots it. He then feels a tap on his shoulder, turns around, and is face to face with a big black bear. "You've got two choices," says the...