All Jokes

GIRLFRIEND: Honey, can I have your phone for a minute?BOYFRIEND: Okay, wait lemme switch it on [he deletes messages, deletephotos, deletes videos, logs out from facebook, formats...

An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one day, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her chair. He spoke softly to her, "honey, can you hear me?"...

An old married couple were traveling by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room at a hotel. But, they...

A bus conductor and his driver were both arguing who was more brilliant.DRIVER: U nor go school.CONDUCTOR: Haba! I go school pass u.DRIVER: Oya, wetin b 2 times 2? CONDUCTOR: Ahan...

WIFE: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that?HUSBAND: How can I? I don't even know her.

AKPOS: Please, send an ambulance fast! My friend just had an accident. He's bleeding from the nose and ears, and I think both of his legs are broken!OPERATOR: Where is your...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy with for young mothers and their children. You all have obsessions the doctor said.1. He said to the 1st mother, you are obsessed...

This is specially for wives and intending wives; as it may save you the risk of having a stroke and high BP.1. Most Men cannot have sex exclusively with just one woman, for the...

After a few years of married life, Akpos finds that he is unable to perform his manly duty. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the...

For a long time Akpos has been battling with a leak in his roof. One night there was a very heavy down pour, he had to move from one corner of his house to the other to avoid...