Love Jokes

On Valentine's day, my girl will buy me;1 Boxers short = N1501 Perfume = N2001 Singlet = N150Total spent N500.But she will expect me to buy an Iphone 6, which cost N150,000, for...

Tomorrow, Saturday, is Valentines Day, make sure you treat your wife/girlfriend well, take her to a movie then to a 5 star dinner and generally keep her happy.So on Sunday, the...

I discovered a letter written by one of the maths students to a girl at a secondary school. Here is what the guy wrote...Dear Cynthia,With reference to the syllabus of my feelings...

BOY: Do you know Shekau is dead?GIRL: OMG! I used to enjoy his movies. May his soul rest in perfect peace. We love him but God loves him more.

It's really not too difficult but. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:1. a friend2. a companion3. a lover4. a brother5. a father6. a master7. a chef8. an electrician9....

A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week, he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room, he wanted to make love to his wife...

A ninety-year-old man who is suffering from memory loss is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what's wrong. Through his tears the old man...

Akpos was trying to prove his love for his girlfriend and the following conversation ensued.AKPOS: I can do anything for you. I can swim the oceans for you. I can run round the...

There was a girl Akpos really loved but he never had the guts to tell her how much he loves her. One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her an sms message...

One day, a very rich woman posted on Facebook that she needs a handsome and sexy man who wouldn't beat her and run away with her money. And also a man who will satisfy her on bed...