Funny Sayings
Top 12 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders:1. My husband and Sambo is a good people.2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a CHILDREN.3. My fellow widows. (...
Look right and left for vehicles and bike riders aka okada. Look above for planes and down for a bomb. Look sideways and backward for kidnappers.Hold your handbag tightly and...
Nigeria is the most unique country on earth:Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge.Where ladies dont accept flowers for valentine or birthday.Where...
You got a babe's number and you used "chick" to store her name. Is her Mum a fowl?You bought suya for your woman, she ate everything while you just ate the onions. Are you a...
You buy a scotch-egg for N500, I buy an egg-roll for N50. They both have the same size of egg inside.You buy a pack of Five Alive for N300, I buy an orange, a mango and a...
The Useless Person:One who loves the smell of his own farts.The Friendly Person:One who loves the smell of other people's farts.The Proud Person:One who thinks his farts are...
Dear SweetheartsThe Fifa World Cup is close by, so let me give you a few rules that will help us during the months of June and July:1. The remote control belongs to me for the...
HAPPY DEMOCRACY DAY!Nigeria, our beloved country where:Leaders pretend to be patriotic when they are in office, out of office, they will turn to ethnic tigers.People pay for...
It's really not too difficult but. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:1. a friend2. a companion3. a lover4. a brother5. a father6. a master7. a chef8. an electrician9....
I was raped at the age of nine - Oprah Winfrey.I was in prison for 27 years - Nelson Mandela.I didn't even complete my University education- Bill Gates.I used to serve tea at a...