Funny Sayings
Guys, when a girl says you are the BEST MAN in her life, don't be surprised to see yourself standing beside her husband on her wedding day.
Now Lets iron out the matter below...Rolex wrist watches for 500k,Will it show me the time the trumpet will sound?Bathing soap for 40k, Will it wash away my sins and sorrows?...
A very dangerous snake, which has astonished scientists in the whole world, has been discovered today. According to the BBC, it's a strange snake which keeps increasing 0.5...
BOY: May I hold your hand?GIRL: No thanks! It's not heavy.GIRL: When we are engaged, will you give me a ring?BOY: Sure! What is your number?BOY: I love you so much I could die for...
The best way to kill a lady is to buy her a golden watch, expensive clothes, bangles, shoes, make ups and trousers then lock her up in a room without a mirror.
1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. 2. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. 3....
How A Guy Uses an ATM 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and receipt How A Woman Uses an ATM: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in...
Every man has been commended by a woman after sex with these same words, "No one has ever made me feel the way you do." Now I wonder who the big liar is if they say that to every...
FATHER: Dont you think our son gets all his brains from me?MOTHER: Probably. I still have all of mine.
Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornadoes and hail.A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you...