Medical Jokes

A man was not feeling well and went to the doctor for checkup. After the doctor examined the man he said "I am sorry but you are dying" the man asked with shock "how much time do...

Akpos went to the hospital and asked to be castrated.DOCTOR: Sir, are you sure this is what you want?AKPOS: Yes my mind is made up, I am ready.After the procedure he walked out...

A man comes into the Emergency Room and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the taxi!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the taxi, lifted the lady's dress, and began to...

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.1. The...

DERMATOLOGIST: Good News my dear, after looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples.GIRL: Wow! That's great! Why?DERMATOLOGIST:...

A very fat woman went to see her doctor for weight reduction therapy.DOCTOR : Take a half teacup of tea every morning, one ball of kenkey (small size) every afternoon and three...

Apology Letter from a hospital to a Patient. "Dear sir, we have good news! Lab results confirmed that red rashes around your p***s was not Cancer, it was lipstick, we apologize...

One fateful day a doctor was in his office when Akpos came running in with a badly injured girl in his hands, and the following conversation takes place.DOCTOR: What happened to...

The student - not necessarily a well-prepared student - sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four...

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. After autopsies, the pathologist calls the police to tell them what has happened."First body,...