18+ Jokes
TRUE FACTSIt takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.A human hair can hold 3kg.The length of a penis is three times the length of a thumb.The femur is as hard as...
A married man was alone in the house with the house girl...MAN : Nkechi! NKECHI: Yes sir!MAN: Now that your madam has gone to the market, take this money, go to the chemist, get a...
A lonely Journalist, sent out to a local town to cover a story, walked into a small bar in the town. He asked one of the local prospectors seated at the bar what they did for...
A little old lady was in the kitchen one day, washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her."You've led a long and good life" the genie said, "I have come to...
Cynthia, who was a rather well-proportioned (well endowed) secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel she was lodging in. She wore a bathing...
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex any more... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
Akpos, the son of a farmer, wakes up in the morning and is starving, so he goes downstairs for breakfast.His mom says, "Before you can eat, you need to milk the cow, get the eggs...
My 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend shower together...I'm so glad they're trying to save water.
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Lawal about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr Lawal advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, ''Scooby doobie...