18+ Jokes

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.When the...

During an English class, Akpos' teacher taught the class a new word, "Harassment" for their vocabulary.She knew Akpos wasn't attentive so like all teachers, asked him to stand up...

A woman was in bed having sex with her husband's friend, when all of a sudden the telephone rings, she answers. After hanging up she says, ''That was Harry, but don't worry, he...

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost,"...

One day a man went to a bank and demanded to see the manager.MAN: Where is the f#!*king manager in this f#!*king bank?CASHIER: I'm very sorry sir but we don't use that kind of...

George looked over the backyard fence and admired Fred's wife while she sunbathed topless.The next day, George corners his neighbour on the driveway saying, "I saw your wife...

A lady walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, ''I think you have the wrong room.'' ''You put in my husband's teeth last...

In a rural program for farmers, there was a female reporter seeking the main cause of mad cow disease, she arranged an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the...

A man had a bad case of stammering. He went to many doctors over the years but none of them could help.Finally One doctor said to him "I believe I found the reason for your...

A friend of mine had never had sex before.He knew nothing about it. His parents married a girl for him and on the first night after the marriage, he entered the bedroom only to...