General Jokes

AKPOS: I Have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Yahoo, Tumblr, Msn, Skype and G-Talk.FRIEND: Dude, do you have a life?AKPOS: OMG! No! Send me the link.

A conversation ensued between Sule and Akpos about Sule's preparedness for Eid-el-Kabir (Ileya).Sule: Na wah for this government people oh! Everything just tight for man...

Akpos at an Art galleryAKPOS: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?ART DEALER: I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!

AKPOS: My Memory is so bad!OCHUKO: How bad is it?AKPOS: How bad is what?

Akpos' wife had just given birth to a babyAKPOS: Guess what it is?FRIEND: A boy!AKPOS: No, guess again.FRIEND: A girl!AKPOS: Ah! who told you?

One day Akpos and John were watching T.V when the news came on, showing a man standing on a bridge about to commit suicide, suddenly Apkos said "I'll bet N500 that the guy won't...

A professor drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports.Professor: guy, abeg, give me full tank.Fuel Attendant: Sir, I don't speak pidgin, I only...

There three men living together. An Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were all starving because they didn't have money to buy food.They took a walk and on...

At a court hearing, the Judge says, "on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?", "Guilty", said the man in...

At a party Akpos asked a Girl "Are young going to dance?" She felt so happy and said "yes." Akpos said "That's Good, so Can I have your Chair?"