18+ Jokes

I recall my first time with a condom, I must have been 16. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful assistant behind the counter, and she...

A sex education teacher drew an illustration of a penis and asked if anyone knows what it is...AKPOS: Yes, my dad has 2.TEACHER: (shocked) 2??AKPOS: Yes, a small one for mom and a...

A young lady and her new boyfriend were in a club having fun, she didn't know her ex-boyfriend was in the same club watching them. After few minutes, she stood up and told her guy...

A fat man saw an ad that says, "LOSE 5KG IN A WEEK"He calls and said, "I would like to join!"The lady at the end of the call replied, "OK, be ready at 6am tomorrow morning.Next...

Akpos came home crying from school. His father went back with him to find out why his teacherbeat him.PAPA: Ma. Why did you beat my son?TEACHER: Ask your son what he did?PAPA:...

A kid went to the police to report about his lost bicycle this morning... KID: My new bicycle has been stolen! POLICE: When did you notice? KID: This morning. POLICE: Do you have...

BOY: What's in between your legs? GIRL: Hell. What about you, what's in between your legs?BOY: The devil.

Akpos was making love to a girl when she realized he was not using a condom.She asked him, "You're not using a condom?!"Akpos answered, "Yes."She said, "Hope you don't have HIV/...

A women exclaims to her husband one day at dinner, that she had been thinking of getting out more with the girls. Out of respect to her husband, she asked if he would be willing...

I cornered my new secretary at work today and asked her for sex."Err, I'd like to keep it professional, if you don't mind." She told me.So I offered to pay for it.