18+ Jokes

A young couple took their six-year-old son to the doctor.With some hesitations, they explained that although their little lovely son appeared to be in good health, they were...

"Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his doctor on the phone. "The only woman he's had sex with is our maid.""Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the doctor...

A newly married couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbour...

Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each...

A child goes home and says to his mother, "Mom, I had sex with my teacher." The mum, angry, replies, "How could you?! Go up to your room and wait for your father!" A few hours...

Last week I checked into my hotel and was a bit lonely. I thought I'd call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book...

The queen of England was visiting one of America's top hospitals, and during her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.''Oh my god!'', said the Queen, ''...

1. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B": blouse, bra, bikini, boobs; and lower body with a "P": pu**y, panties... No wonder men suffer from high BP!2. Before sex,...

Question: What did the penis say to the balls?Answer: You guys just hang around while I go inside.

I've you noticed:1. If you suck one nipple well the woman herself offers you the other one; This was the origin of "buy one get one free".2. Virginity is like a bubble; one prick...